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Carl G. Archer
Archer Law Office, LLC
489 Yardville-Hamilton Square Road
Hamilton, NJ 08619
(908) 533-4400
carl at mercerelderlaw dot com
www.mercerelderlaw.com

This Blog is on Hiatus

This blog is on hiatus until further notice. I have taken a job in New York City, and I am in the process of formulating a new strategy for the blog. I expect to return at some point to provide the same high-quality blog posts I had been writing for nearly a year. Thanks for your continued readership, and I look forward to posting regularly again soon.

The Blog is on Vacation!

The blog will be dark for two weeks as I am on vacation. I will return to regular, daily blogging on June 14.

Happy Memorial Day

Take at least a little time today to salute our veterans.

Dumb Criminals- Ronald McDonald Edition

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_13257240

Thieves stole a fiberglass Ronald McDonald statue with a replacement value of about $3,500. I'm sure it took all kinds of derring-do and cunning to steal the statue, but- WHY?

Dumb Criminals- Larry David Edition

WESTMINSTER, Colo. (AP) – A motorist was arrested Thursday for driving in a high-occupancy vehicle lane with a mannequin dressed to look like a passenger, police said.

Investigators said Greg Allen Pringle, 53, was the only human in the car. HOV lanes are open only to buses, motorcycles, vehicles carrying two or more people or hybrid vehicles.

Officer Mark Watters said Pringle was southbound on U.S. 36 between Boulder and Denver. Watters said the mannequin was dressed in a gray sweat shirt and a baseball cap.

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Didn't Larry David have Kramer try something similar to this in Seinfeld? Didn't he himself try something similar in Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Dumb Criminals- Billion Dollar Edition

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The counterfeit money looked good, but there was one flaw. There’s no such thing as a one billion dollar bill.

U.S. Customs agents in California said on Tuesday they had found 250 bogus billion dollar bills while investigating a man charged with currency smuggling.

Tekle Zigetta, 45, pleaded guilty to three federal counts of trying to bring cash, phony bills and a fake $100,000 (57,000 pound) gold certificate into the United States in January.

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Reminds me of something I've heard many times in this business: Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.