http://southjersey.craigslist.org/lgs/1543076906.html
The most telling line:
Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. I cannot represent you in court or I’m not supposed to give you advice. I can, however, give you my opinion, and that opinion is based on 30 years of representing people from divorces to winning prisoners freedom. And factually, I personally represented people for (17) years--but circumstances now prevent me from doing so.
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So is that why your charges are obscenely low? How could he have been representing people for 17 years? One suggestion appears here.
Bottom line: if you have legal problems, get legal help. In other words, talk to a lawyer, not somebody who offers to solve every problem you've ever had for cab fare and two rounds at the local bar.